... Thou art said unto thee general population, "From the the wicked and sinners and profiteering scum the slabbers were born, cast them from heaven to live among the scourge of the earth never to darken heaven again."

And it came to pass, the slabbers were cast from grace and now slither on their belies like reptiles trying to decieve the weak and vulnerable children of chipping. Denounce the evil beast and sign the list and your chips will be saved! SAVE YOUR CHIPS from the eternal bowels of slabbery! Sign the list and walk in freedom and joy!

(OK I thought about what benefit my post would serve the club. I came up with nothing either, but I was really bored. BTW, I did 'embelish' a little too. I just got caught up in the moment. )