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The Chip Board Archive 05

A New Slabbing Company!

Since the slabbing issue continues to take up a lot of space on this board I have decided to solve the problem for everyone---- Yes, I am starting my own slabbing company, OK, I know some of you are asking, what does Kruse know about slabbing? Hey, I didn't know anything about women, but that didn't keep me from marrying four of them. First I need a good name, and since I've been setting on this hard chair for two days reading all of this stuff I've decided to call my company SLABROIDS. I will only have two grades, good and bad. How do you get your chip the top grade(good)? Can you say 'gratuity'. I checked into those lttle plastic things and I can't afford them, so I'll be using condoms. I'll squeeze the chip in, tie the end, and write the grade on the outside with a Sharpie. This will not only revolutionize the industry, it will make it much easier to carry your slabbed chips to shows and conventions. You just put them in your wallet like you used to, and when someone wants to see your chip you just whip it out. Of course everyone reading this is probably digging out your best chips and getting ready to mail them. Please wait, we have to establish some ground rules. I can only do a few chips a week because if my wife finds all those rubbers in the closet she'll throw out my Viagra and divorce me. We are going to do this in alphabetical order, so if you have chips from Afganistan, go ahead and send them to SLABROIDS, P. O. Box 654; Wellington, Ks. 67152 Remember, if you use more than one name on the board or if you are married to your sister or first cousin you are not eligible for my service. Thank you. Jim Kruse, President, CEO, and Head Condom Stuffer- SLABROIDS, Inc.

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A New Slabbing Company!
rofl rofl vbg rofl rofl
MY REACTION
SLABROIDS grin
Can we have our chips...
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Mike, typo? Or? ......
LOL.... I proof read... hehehe
Oh my gosh! I clicked the RED X
Re: Oh my gosh! I clicked the RED X
I only collect baccarats! Can I be accomodated?
Oh my Jim Follis!!
OK You Two.....
Geez Kent... vbg
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Attn: ICG! More "Comfortable" Than Plastic!
Re: A New Slabbing Company!
Jim K. For Greg being known for his sense of ....
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Re: Is it more expensive with spermacide???
Anti-viral would be more germaine for us! vbg

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