And you call yourself a chipper?

You should be ashamed! You, of all people. I thought for sure that you'd be the one to figure out this easy poser. These others - imbeciles! I never thought they'd have a shot. They don't have your intellect, your aptitude, your vast understanding of the mysteries of the world.

But you... well, I'm disappointed to say the least. This ain't that tough. C'mon, use that boundless insight that I know you're capable of. Put those investigative skills to work.