Dateline: New Boston, NH... FLASH... The chipmonk that had been eating Jenny's garden died today at 1:45pm. Cause of death: acute lead poisoning. (The little SOB had tunnels all over the yard. He even tried to eat my tent. Took me all week, but I got him.)

We now return you to our regularly scheduled program.

Davey "Crocket" Smith in NH
"LIVE FREE OR DIE"