I'll never forget that night...

Feeling 10 foot tall and bulletproof, I took what we learned in grade school was a "foolish dare". I vowed that I could eat a McBurger and swallow one of their large drinks.

It has taken years, but I am nearly fully recovered from that night. You see, I contracted Mad Clown disease from the meat in that burger. This was long before the Mad Cow scare and nobody knew of the danger that the McBurger posed. Luckily, this burger had only been under the heat lamps for a single hour before being consumed. Had it been there for two hours like normal I might have died.

Since then, McStinky's has taken steps to minimize the danger of contracting the disease. Their new pattie making process means that only 1 in 10 are likely to contract the disease.