I can save you. Simply send an SASE, along with one blue roulette and you will receive Jim's famous, Slippery Slope Miracle Transference Warranty Service. Beginning immediately, with this repetitive process, you can absolve yourself of any slippery slope encumbrances by transferring the hazardous conditions to me.

I will protect you!

Remember, just as every journey begins with a single step, a diversion into a new category begins with a single check (in this instance it is a chip).

Enjoy, Jim