I'll be driving up Wednesday morning and between a quick stop at the Primm Valley outlet center and checking in at the Trop, will be making a short stop in the Bellagio poker room. If there's no seat open at the $20,000-$40,000 hold'em table, I'll probably plant myself in a seat at $4-$8 stud and suck down coffee for about eight hours or so.

This'll be my first and I'm anxiously looking forward to meeting the hundreds that I've been dealing with for the past couple of years, and some others who I've been annoying right here on the board.

See y'awl soon.

Last night, I walked up to this beautiful woman in a bar and asked her, "Do you live around here often?" She said, "You're wearing two different colored socks," I said, "Yes, but to me they're the same because I go by thickness."