This trucker stops at a house of ill repute just outside Las Vegas.

He walks in, slaps $500 down and asks the madame for her ugliest prostitute and a baloney sandwich.

"Why sir", she informs him, "for $500 you are entitled to our finest girl and at least a seven course dinner!"

"Lady",he replies,"give me what I asked for! I'm not horny, just homesick!!"