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CHICKEN LITTLE

It is said to be true, but I doubt it. However, it amused me and since almost anything in this godforsaken place will give me a chuckle, I'll pass it on.

Chicken Little
> > >
> > >The mind of a six-year old is wonderful. First grade...true
> > >story.
> > >
> > >One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of Chicken
> > >Little
> to
> > >her class. She came to the part of the story where Chicken Little
> > >tried
> to
> > >warn the farmer.
> > >
> > >She read, ".... and so Chicken Little went up to the farmer and
> > >said,
The
> > >sky is falling, the sky is falling!" The teacher paused then
> > >asked the
> > class,
> > >"And what do you think that farmer said?"
> > >
> > >One little boy raised his hand and said, "I think he said: "Holy
> > >Shit!
A
> > >talking chicken


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