A ventriloquist was in the middle of his comedy routine of blond jokes when a blond woman stands up and says "you know it is exactly this type of stereotyping which not only demeans blonds but women all over the world" so he stops and says "you know I never really thought of it that way" to which the blond replies "you stay out of this mister, I'm talking to that little bast@rd on your knee!".