Here are a few Polish jokes. I am half Polish so I am somewhat entitled to tell them. If you are at all offended, you may substitute "Polish" for any other nationality, state, gender or hair color.

Q; What does it say at the bottom of a Polish coke bottle?
A: Open other end.

Q: Who is Alexander Graham Pawlowski?
A: The first telephone pole.

Q: Why don't they have ice in Poland?
A: They forgot the recipe.

Q: A Polish teenager told her mother that she was pregnant
A: Her mother asked if she was sure that it was hers.

Q: How did Russia invade Poland so easily?
A: They marched in backwards and said they were leaving.

Q: Why don't Polish women breast feed their babies?
A: Because it hurts too much when they sterilize the nipples.

and finally ...

Q: Why is semen white and urine yellow?
A: So that a Polack can tell if he coming or going.