This is from Schwab corporate headquarters - so it's no joke.This is an alert about a virus in the original sense of the word...one that
affects your body, not your hard drive. There have been 23 confirmed cases of
people attacked by the Klingerman Virus, a virus that arrives in your real
mailbox, not your e-mail in box. Someone has been mailing large blue
envelopes, seemingly at random, to people inside the US. On the front of the
envelope in bold black letters is printed, "A gift for you from the
Klingerman Foundation." When the envelopes are opened, there is a small
sponge sealed in plastic. This sponge carries what has come to be known as
the Klingerman Virus, as public health officials state this is a strain of
virus they have not previously encountered. When asked for comment, Florida
police Sergeant Stetson said, "We are working with the CDC and the USPS, but
have so far been unable to track down the origins of these letters.Those
who have come in contact with the Klingerman Virus have been with severe
dysentery. So far seven of the twenty-three victims have died. There is no legitimate Klingerman Foundation mailing unsolicited gifts. If
you receive an oversized blue envelope in the mail marked "A gift from the
Klingerman Foundation". DO NOT open it. Place it in a strong plastic bag
or container and call the police immediately. The "gift" is one you definitely
do not want to open.