Look what you've done, John! Everybody coming on here and saying what a great guy Greg is. Gives him such a swell head, I sure wouldn't want to be Mrs. Chipboard when this happens. I'd say something nice, but I'm afraid his head would literally explode. Ya'all don't want that on your conscience, now do you?

Hey Greg... get a life! And put some meat in those burgers for a change. Worms is not one of the four basic food groups.