Directions for a hot dog [Mystery Meat] [Tube Steak] etc. Grilled to perfection.Place Hot Dog on Grill, Wait till it turns into charcoal remove from grill and place in circular plastic lined container next to grill.
Go to refrigerator and remove an 18oz. Porterhouse steak. Drink OJ while cooking the porterhouse into a nice punk medium rare. Refill half empty OJ glass with vodka and enjoy both.