Not too long ago, our dear friend John Yee was looking for child
care in Las Vegas.....it got me to thinking....

I'm now taking applications for prospective babysitters for the
following...

1. Need RESPONSIBLE adult with a current drivers license to look
after a somewhat irresponsible adult female. (A vehicle will be provided)

2. Applicant needs to be willing to go on chip runs at a moments notice.

3. Applicant must be willing to carry any contraband obtained by said
irresponsible adult female.

4. Applicant must provide CREDIBLE refrences upon request (that leave
a lot of you out!)

Please post all applications here on the board for public approval...
...irresponsible adult female will review them and get back to you...

Irresponsible Adult Female