>>>>>a tribute to Jimmy Buffet ...

Yoiks! Jimmy and Sinatra and James Bond themes make up about 90% of the Strip soundtrack! Every bar crooner with a guitar (or a Carona) does Jimmy. As to parrot queries, one of my sidelines is spreading a rumor about all the birds that used to populate The Tropicana's defunct "Nature Walk". There are only a couple of these critters left at the Island Tower bar, biting the occassional nose. My version has the retirees being presented as game hens at the near-by buffet. Someone please try one and tell me if you find cracker stuffing...