... an you can't post a link for none too good, but I loves ya like a rich uncle in Vegas. You gonna buy me that mayo fer Christmas? It's only $315, with less'n an hour to go. Come on, huh, please?

BTW, here's a link.

http://cgi.ebay.com/aw-cgi/eBayISAPI.dll?MfcISAPICommand=ViewItem&item=325735884