Don't buy casino chips - wait until people give them to you for free.

Don't use a New Issue Service - Fly to Vegas and get them yourself for free. Cage cashiers are always giving chips away to collectors for free.

Don't post anything here unless you want your words to be disected like a frog in biology class.

Don't sh** where you eat (I can't remember why this is - wait - now I remember)

Don't collect $1 chips. They are usually more worn out than other denominations.

Don't join the chip club or a local chapter. Start your own!

Don't take me or this message serious! (Well, maybe the sh** where you eat part you should)

Have Fun,
Pete Rizzo