My love for you... it came and went.

So your feet are now in wet cement.

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I'm here to fulfill your fondest wishes --

Now that your husband sleeps with the fishes.

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Lie down with me --It's my final offa,

Or you'll be lying wit' Jimmy Hoffa.

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. I picked up this card from a slim selection,

But that's all they offer in witness protection.

Love, J. Doe

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I've waited so long for you to be mine!

Now that Sinatra's dead, be *my* Valentine.

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