A lady in DALLAS calls 911. Hysterically, she says, "someone's just broken into my house, and I think he's going to rape me!" The police officer says, "I'm sorry, we're really busy at the moment. Just get the guy's jersey number and we'll get back to you."

Q: What do you call 47 people sitting around a TV watching the Super
Bowl?
A. The Dallas Cowboys

Q: What's Jerry Jones' biggest concern?
A. Does Bail Money count against the Salary Cap?

Q: What do you call a drug ring in Dallas?
A: ..... A huddle

Q: Four Dallas Cowboys in a car, who's driving?
A: ... The police

Q: Why can't Michael Irvin get into a huddle on the field anymore?
A:...It is a parole violation for him to associate with known
felons.

1. Doctors say, because of Michael Irvin's broken clavicle, it will
be 6-8 weeks before he can videotape a teammate having sex.

2. I understand Chicago is trying to sign Michael Irvin. They got
rid of the refrigerator, so now they want a coke machine.

3. The Dallas newspapers reported yesterday that Texas Stadium is
going to take out artificial turf because the Cowboys play better on
"grass".

4. The Dallas Cowboys adopted a new "Honor System"......

.........Yes, your Honor; No,your Honor.

5. The Cowboys had an 11 and 5 season last year......

....11 arrests, 5 convictions.

6. The Cowboys knew they had to do something for their defense, so
they hired a new defensive coordinator: Johnny Cochran.

Q: How do the Dallas Cowboys spend their first week at spring
training?
A: Studying the Miranda Rights.

Q: What's the difference between a Cowboys fan and a baby?
A: Eventually the baby stops whining.