I saw a gentleman last week who had this strange delusion that he was Bill Gates. He went on & on about how he was the richest man in the world & that his net worth was more than the GNP of some countries. I listened carefully to everything he had to say & then he asked what I thought about him. I stroked my beard, scratched my head, took a puff on my cigarette & told him, "You're full of s--t! I know Bill Gates personally & I used to date his wife." He seemed somewhat perplexed by my response. OH well!