The world is flat.
Counting is for sissies.
Oh, and add Martha Stuart to your list of ninnies.

The early 20th century will be remembered (if anyone remembers how to remember in the future we're charting) as the golden age of mankind, when education and knowledge ruled. We really did manage to accomplish quite a bit.

Now as we ring in the twilight year of the 20th century, South Park rules. Excuse me, I think I'll fart.