A Young Chipper once asked God how long a million years was to Him.
God replied" A million years to me is just like a single second in your time".
Then the young chipper asked God what a million chips was to Him.
God replied "A million chips to me is just like a single chip to you."
Than the young chipper got his courage up and asked " God, could I have one of your chips?"
God smiled and replied " Certainly, just a second."