1. Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?
2. Does the Little Mermaid wear an algebra?
3. How do I set my laser printer on stun?
4. How is it possible to have a civil war?
5. If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
6. If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
7. If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?
8. If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?
9. If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it?
10. If you're born again, do you have two bellybuttons?
11. If you ate pasta and antipasta, would you still be hungry?
12. If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
13. Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "asteroids"?
14. Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?
15. Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?